Blame the fish!

Yup. Let’s not dance around it anymore. The fish are the ones gumming up the works.

Here we have one spiffy 10-year timetable for rebuilding U.S. fish stocks, courtesy of the re-authorized Magnuson-Stevens Act. Yet, we have some species (and you know who you are) that are totally ignoring this timetable!

Sure, it’s fine for Northeast cod and West Coast salmon stocks to take their sweet time building up their numbers. But — hello? — fishermen still have boat payments to make!

You, summer flounder! Think you’re doing a good job of rebuilding? Wrong! You’re still a long ways off from the spawning stock biomass number you’re supposed to hit. Think the target is outrageously high? Too bad. Time to get busy gettin’ busy, know what I’m sayin’?

Look, we’re 21st century Americans; we don’t do waiting. We stand impatiently in front of the microwave, grumbling about how long it’s taking to nuke our food. So all you little finned, gill-breathing critters better stop whining about how unreasonable and arbitrary the 10-year rebuilding deadline is. Just suck it up and get with the program already, will you?

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